A Play in One Act

Me: *walking around, stretching out my back, being unhappy*

Yoshi: *looking stressed and uncertain about what to do or say*

Yoshi: “Are you ok?”

Me: “I want baby to come out now.”

Yoshi: “Oh well I got some days off next week…”

Me: “You know it’s just going to happen right? Like we can’t actually schedule it for when it’s convenient for you.”

Yoshi: *dashes out offering to make tea*