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If Men Had Babies….
• They’d get the full 9 months of pregnancy off paid in full.
• And two years of paid paternity leave.
• Mandatory foot massages every other day, covered by insurance.
• Personal shrines to be worshipped at.
Feel free to add your own in the comments!
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If men had to carry babies there’d be working artificial wombs by now.
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How many pregnant men would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He’d just sit and wait for the world to revolve around him.
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A daily beer would be mandatory for the folic acids.
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If men had babies birth control would be considered a fundamental human right.
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If men had babies, the human race would have died out by now…
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* government funded, in-home nanny service
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... our species would have died out long ago.
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