• a “plug” of mucous to drop out of my fanny/girlie bits
• water to spontaneously gush from me without warning
• hours of painful contractions to rip through my body
• nausea, possibly the runs
• a 10 cm wide, and considerably longer object to pass through a part of my body which has never had anything that large pass through it before
• other bits of fluid and body bits to follow through after that

And that is why sex feels good people.