It’s not like it’s that huge of a surprise - but I bet the first time it happens it’s weird for everyone. Post-shower/ mid-lotioning I noticed my left nipple was a bit sore so I did the natural thing - massaged a bit more oil around there.

It leaked. White liquidy stuff.

I was pretty taken aback by this development. I thought I was getting all fluids under control by now.

I dunno I feel like I should call a manufacturing meeting or something. “Alright lads - production has started up, we are going for a slow start, increasing production post the Grand Opening and also moving into the other production facility (the right breast) at that time. I have faith in you that we can meet the demands.”

*polite clapping, few pats on backs*

Good to know the kid is not going to starve anyway.